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|Mad Cow||There's been alot of talk and concern about Mad Cow Disease and despite the fact that our specialty is pork barbecue we here at Oinking on the River want to make sure none of our friends, family, sponsors or visitors is exposed to this very real danger. Therefore, as a public service, we bring you detailed instructions on how to tell if a cow has this dreaded affliction.||MS Word Document|
|Sleep Driving||Participating on a world class BBQ cooking team requires a lot of long hours and dedication to make sure everything is perfect for the judges. This means early early mornings and late late nights in preparation making sure the smoker and the ribs get the tender loving care that insures a quality product. We're careful and urge you to be careful too. Don't let what happened to this guy happen to you.||Windows Media File|
|Pilots w/Guns||Terrorism in this country has brought us all to a heightened sense of awareness. The tradgedy of September 11th has brought about more than just a few changes in the way Americans and people all over the world view air travel and the roles and responsibilities of everyone aboard an aircraft. We may not be that far away from this type of cabin announcement from the cockpit.||MPEG Audio|
|Women Drivers||Did you ever have one of those days when you're driving along just minding your own business when all of a sudden some blue-haired grandmother who can barely see over the dashboard nearly wrecks your life? If you have take heart that you're not alone! This high quality movie is over 7MB in size (it will take close to an hour to download over a fast dial-up connection) and shows vividly the dangers of allowing just anybody to get behind the wheel.||MPEG Video|
|Barbecue Oinking Style||Did you ever have one of those "AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH AAAAA" days? Thanks to Brother Michael for putting together this incredible look at some of ours! This high quality movie is over 36MB in size and will take close to four hours to download over a fast dial-up connection. Remember friends don't let friends do dial-up!||MPEG Video|